First, some constructive stuff!

I am experimenting with colored pencils! I really like how that one came out, even though I think my scanner did some weird filter thing to it. Either way, I hope you like it!

Secondly, at Mara's request, I have answered the age-old question:

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,
WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Genesis - Supper's Ready (that would be a LONG opening credits...)

Waking Up:
Styx - Come Sail Away

First Day At School:
Metallica - Turn the Page (cover Bob Seger)

Falling In Love:
Dave Matthews Band - JTR (what a DEPRESSING way to fall in love)

During a sex scene, you scream:
Evanesence - Bring Me to Life (I suppose that one works)

Fight Song:
Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons (ANOTHER 20+ minute song?! This would be a LONG fight)

Breaking Up:
Rush - Dreamline

After getting drunk you say:
Funny In My Mind (I Believe I'm Fixin' to Die) - Robert Plant (Cover Booker T. Washington White)

Prom:
Rush - The Pass (oh great, a suicide song)

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
Eric Clapton - She's Gone

Life's OK:
Machinae Supremacy - Soundtrack to the Rebellion

Mental Breakdown:
David MeShow - Diagnostic

Driving:
BrainCells - Live at the Sandopolis

Flashback:
Primus - Harold of the Rocks

Getting Back Together:
Boston - Foreplay / Long Time

Wedding:
Genesis - Home by the Sea / Second Home by the Sea (Guess we're getting married at the ocean)

Birth of Child:
Eric Clapton - Layla (cover (?) Derek and the Dominoes)

Paying the Dues:
Pink Floyd - In the Flesh?

Your deepest secret:
Dream Theater - Wait for Sleep

Night Before War:
Pink Floyd - Careful with that Axe, Eugene (how appropriate )

Final Battle:
Chicago - 25 or 6 to 4 (WAH WAAAAAH)

Moment of Triumph:
Pink Floyd - Careful with that Axe, Eugene (this was a different version on my library! Maybe it's a reprise?)

Death Scene:
Rush - The Spirit of Radio (my songs never work!)

Funeral Song:
Dream Theater - 6:00

End Credits:
Queensrÿche - Heaven on Their Minds (cover Andrew Lloyd Webber)

Wow...my soundtrack is messed up! Thanks for making me do that, Mara

EDIT: And also at her demanding request:

Dear Kitai:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about eggplant fetishism .

Fuck off now,
ME

(EXPLANATION: [link])

Happy now, Mara?